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Some kids like to plug the toilets with big wads of toilet paper, but I don’t suggest you try doing that. Or if your buddy’s using the urinal, you can push him from behind and flush it at the same time. If you scare him bad enough, he might pee on himself a little. If someone’s in the stall, it’s really funny to swing and kick his door in, especially if he’s a younger kid. All the other teachers on our floor were women, so you didn’t have to worry about them barging in on you. Once you’re in the bathroom, it’s mess-around time.

Terupt was a rookie, so I knew he wasn’t going to catch me. I take the pass all the time and the teachers never notice. It’s always been an easy way to get out of doing work. This year, the bathrooms were right across the hall.

If the bathroom pass is free, all you have to do is take it and go. So I was feeling pretty excited to start fifth grade, since I was getting a rookie teacher-a guy named Mr.

New teachers don’t know the rules, so you can get away with things the old-timers would squash you for. “It’s our bad luck to have teachers in this world, but since we’re stuck with them, the best we can do is hope to get a brand-new one instead of a mean old fart.

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